What?!?! It's Christmas already?? I don't friggin' think so. I'm not ready yet. Not even close.
This past weekend my family stepped into "The Labrynth" of Chinook mall and barely escaped with our lives; I mean money. Crowds like I've never seen. Temperatures above 25C. I felt like I was under David Bowie's "Magic Spell". Trapped forever. Too dramatic? Only a little.
Being that I just tore the only pair of jeans I own, I was forced to go shopping. I'm not one who enjoys lining up to try clothes on. I usually just grab a size and go; but with the crowds of Christmas I didn't want to risk a return trip.
Have you ever shared a change room with three children? Its a blast! One has the cellphone in hand, the other is whining because he doesn't, and my youngest is trying to open the door while my pants are half-on. I bet I dropped 5 pounds in the change room that day; pure stress. Kids are great for weight loss!
Maybe I should start shopping online.
J.K.
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